A Plea for the Old Rock Pile: A Nature Documentary or Commercial or Both

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there stood a mysterious rock pile. This wasn't just any ordinary rock pile, it was adorned with wigs and ties! People from all over the world would come to visit the rock pile, make a wish upon it, and take a photograph. The oldest photograph of this special rock pile is now worth a whopping 100,000 scizzers dollars! Even adjusted for inflation, that's a lot of money! This rock pile was a special part of every World's Fair, especially the ones in Chicago. But it's not just any old rock pile - it's a rock pile for the whole family!