A funny book about a boy who farts all the time

Farts are Funny

Walker and Woodson in a backyard, with Walker laughing and trying to out-fart Woodson.

Walker and Woodson were best friends. They loved playing together. One sunny afternoon, they decided to have a farting contest. They giggled and laughed as they tried to out-fart each other. It was the funniest contest they had ever had.

The Farting Contest

A magical tree in the woods with visible gas clouds near its roots, no characters present.

One day, while playing in the woods, Walker and Woodson discovered a magical tree. This tree made funny noises every time the wind blew. They soon realized that it wasn't the tree making the noises, but the gas from the tree's roots. It was the farting tree!

The Farting Tree

Walker sitting in a classroom, giggling with his hand covering his mouth.

At school, Walker couldn't stop giggling during class. His teacher, Mrs. Smith, asked him why he was laughing. Walker hesitantly said, 'I think I heard the chair fart, Mrs. Smith.' The whole class burst into laughter, and Mrs. Smith couldn't help but smile.

The Farting Class

Walker in a concert hall, surrounded by people turning to look at him, with a surprised and playful expression.

One evening, Walker and Woodson went to a music concert with their parents. During a quiet moment in the concert, Walker's stomach rumbled loudly, and everyone turned to look at him. Without missing a beat, Walker proudly declared, 'I didn't do it, it was the chair!' The audience erupted into laughter.

The Farting Concert

Max the dog in the park with an embarrassed look as a puff of gas escapes him.

One day, Walker and Woodson decided to take their pet dog, Max, for a walk in the park. As they played with Max, he let out a big, unexpected fart. The boys couldn't stop laughing, and even Max looked embarrassed. They realized that farts can be funny, even when they come from a dog.

The Farting Dog

Woodson's grandpa at a birthday party, smiling widely with a party hat on.

It was Woodson's birthday, and his parents organized a fun party for him. They played games, sang songs, and had lots of yummy food. During the party, someone let out a loud fart, and everyone started laughing. It turned out to be Woodson's grandpa, who had a big smile on his face.

The Farting Party

A whoopee cushion secretly placed on a chair, with no characters present.

One day, Walker and Woodson decided to play a prank on their friend, Lily. They used a whoopee cushion to make funny fart noises. Lily was confused at first, but when she realized it was a prank, she laughed along with them. They all ended up having a great time together.

The Farting Prank

Walker and Woodson sitting on a park bench, laughing together, sharing a moment of joy.

As the days went by, Walker and Woodson realized that farts could be funny and bring people together. They understood that laughter was the best medicine, and sometimes, even a simple fart could make everyone smile. They knew that no matter what, farts are funny!