It's about two fat white boys that love getting drunk and occasionally poo their pants and piss the bed. We love budweiser beers and going to the bear pub. We have a small pet called Mr Plankton that also comes with us and causes mischief. Will also gets a really poor haircut and the whole pub laughs at him. 

The Story of Moz & Willers 

Will and Moz sitting at a table in the Bear Pub, drinking Budweiser with Mr. Plankton in a top hat on the table

Will and Moz were two best friends who loved to visit the Bear Pub. They enjoyed their time there, drinking Budweiser and laughing together. One day, they decided to bring their pet shrimp, Mr. Plankton, along for some fun. Mr. Plankton wore his favorite top hat and was ready for an adventure. Little did they know, this day would be full of surprises!

A Day at the Bear Pub

Mr. Plankton jumping from table to table in the Bear Pub, causing laughter among the patrons

As soon as they arrived at the Bear Pub, Mr. Plankton started causing mischief. He jumped from table to table, making everyone laugh. Will and Moz tried to catch him, but he was too quick. The bartender found it amusing and gave them extra Budweiser for the entertainment. Everyone was having a great time!

Mr. Plankton's Mischief

Moz on the floor after knocking over a chair, laughing with Will helping him up

While chasing Mr. Plankton, Moz accidentally knocked over a chair. He fell and landed on his bottom, making everyone giggle. Will helped him up, and they both laughed at the silly accident. Mr. Plankton used this opportunity to hide behind the bar. The bartender winked at them, knowing the fun was just beginning.

A Silly Accident

Moz waking up Will in the middle of the night, laughing about wetting the bed

After a fun day at the pub, Will and Moz went home. They were so tired that they fell asleep quickly. In the middle of the night, Moz woke up and realized he had wet the bed. He laughed and woke up Will to tell him. Will chuckled and said, 'Looks like Mr. Plankton isn't the only one causing trouble!' Will then noticed he had crapped in his pants and started to cry. 'There there you stupid fat cunt', said Nick.

The Bedtime Surprise

Will and Moz building a small net at home, with Mr. Plankton watching curiously

The next day, Will and Moz decided to come up with a plan to catch Mr. Plankton. They wanted to make sure he didn't cause too much mischief at the pub again. They built a small net and practiced catching him. Mr. Plankton watched them curiously, wondering what they were up to. They were determined to have a fun but controlled visit next time.

A Plan to Catch Mr. Plankton

Will and Moz in the Bear Pub, catching Mr. Plankton with a net while patrons cheer

With their new plan, Will and Moz headed back to the Bear Pub. They brought their net and kept a close eye on Mr. Plankton. This time, they were ready for any mischief he might cause. Mr. Plankton tried to jump around again, but Will and Moz quickly caught him with their net. Everyone cheered, and the bartender gave them a special treat.

Back to the Bear Pub

Mr. Plankton jumping around in the Bear Pub while people try to catch him with a net

Will, Moz, and Mr. Plankton decided to create a new game at the pub. They called it 'Catch the Plankton.' The game involved trying to catch Mr. Plankton with the net while he jumped around. Everyone at the pub joined in and had a blast. It became a favorite activity every time they visited the Bear Pub.

A New Game

Will and Moz smiling and holding Mr. Plankton in the Bear Pub, with everyone around them laughing and cheering

Will and Moz were happy that they found a way to enjoy their time at the pub without too much trouble. Mr. Plankton loved being the star of the new game. They all became even closer friends and shared many more fun adventures together. The Bear Pub was now a place of joy and laughter for everyone. And they all lived happily ever after.